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Heloo earthlinqss . I dnt rlly knw whaat 2 tlk aboutt soo lettss tlk about thee randommness . I mean I quess i kan makee a sketch or sumthin . Uhh ima a lil rusty soo thank yu 4 yur corrporation .

In the beqinq there wass soo many creaturess . Includinq Dinosaurss . But knw there aree FLATANGLEES !!! A new breed that iss created by a ball of hair && an angel . Itss the lastest creater thaat evry kid wantss . Soo dnt be a bad parent && not qet thiss for yur lil BRAT ! Thiss iss a 20 dollar vaule but were qivinq thiss 2 yu 4 no not 19.99 not 14.99 but 45.99 . Juss hear whaat thee evryday ppl havee 2 say about it .

Jessica says : FLATANGLES aree soo lifee chanqinq my lil brat jake runss all of hiss babysitters away until I qt him FLATANGLES now hess 2 preoccupied 2 even bother his babysitterss .

Damon : yeahh mann FLANTANGLES iss thee best . My daughter tanika lovess itt . Now she can stop botherinq mee when I'm wasted tlkinq bout im hunqery . Selfish , selfish .

Yeah yu heard it here folkss FLATANGLESS iss thee best thing 4 thaat lil BRAT of yurs . Soo yeah we're sellinq it 2 yu for 45.99 plus shippinq & handdlinq = 12.95 . Soo order now b4 itss 2 latee FLATANGLES iss qoinq by rlly fast soo hurry b4 thiss awsomee deal is ova .

*THE FAST TALK AT THEE END OF THE COMMERICAL THAAT NO ONE KAN EVR HEAR*

Side Affects include thee follow : Stuffy nose, itchy eyes , redness 2 the pupple , an unusual amount of acne , ugly sendrome , uglaossityy , stupidity , crackhead cravinqs ,&& a deletinq of the brain .

NO REFUNDS AFTER ITEM HAS BEEN PURCHASED .

JINGLE : *Say this part like a old ghetto black lady Uhh WATCH OUTT NOW !!!

logo : * say thiss part likee a rock star * . FLATANGLEESS !!!! EVRY KIDSS FANTASTY !!

sponered by : FROSTED FLAKES "THERE, GREAT!"

THANK YOU FOR READINQ && B BREZZY !!!!